Have you ever moved to a new small town in the northwest as an awkward teenager to live with your mustachio’s zaddy and accidentally fell in love with a sparkly skinned killer? Perhaps you get sucked into the seedy underground of the undead and have numerous enemies of the sparkly skinned stone people attempt to kill you? And maybe you find out you're pregnant with some half human half sparkly killer baby and repulsed by the delicious smell of fresh fried chicken? Yeah, neither has the Chick Shit Pod Squad. But they had a whole lot of fun dissecting the magnificent cinematic library that is Twilight in this "derailed" episode.